Sharyl's bday

ok.. back track abit..
on sat after my last paper, i met up with my blind date aris, and brandon. we were looking for a present for our dear friend sharyl. its her 22nd bday. so we bought her a necklace from Oroton. as we were scrolling down to have coffee by the river, we stumble across an adult shop. so we just went in to take a look..
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yes i took my blind date aris into a sex shop on our first date..
anywayz,.. we looked around and decided to buy sharyl a vibrator as a prank :D we choose the cheapest, ask the counter girl to test it for us, paid and we were on our way again.. test it as in put battery to check whether it is working and not *ahem! :P

then the day went and we were at sharyl's house at 730pm. after having some pizzas and cut cake session, we made her open up all the presents infront of everyone :D



after which she try to attack us.. with it. hehehe.. after some struggle, the dildo dropped on the floor while it was sstill on...

"drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... "

then it started bouncing on the spot! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D:D
it was fucking funny when it happened! :D
kekekekee.. hope she did enjoy herself that night.. brandon was acting gay to entertain everyone..
hes not gay by the way.. :)

 

blind date

6 months ago, i only had about 10-20 friends in my friendster list. i was damn bored, so i browsed other peoples profiles in friendster. then i decided to be funny and msg all the chiobus,.. all writing the same thing..

"hi,
can we be friends?

hanny"
i sent to about 15-20 chiobus in friendster.. and only a handful reply me.. one of them is Aris..



that time i put my Mooooost handsome picture. but when aris viewed my profile, the following picture was my primary picture...



warrau.. heng i put this picture man.. else she wont reply my msg..
then we started msg-ing one another. after about 3-4 replys, we just stopped msg-ing.. i added her in msn but she was never online..

then recently, while i online one night, she came online! we talked awhile, and she said she became an air-stewardess and will be coming to brisbane on the 26th june! the last day of my examss!!! YIPEEE!! :D:D
but of course, first thing i ask is if she can tapao something for me... Marlboro reds.. :D

the day came, after my exams about 2pm, i called her and waited for her to come down from her hotel room... was quite nerveous cos this is my first time meeting internet people.. heng ah bran was with me.. i too scared to meet her alone.. hahahaha :D:D

hsin and edalene also came to company us for cofffee by the river.. :) the girls like become good friends as the day goes on to night.. even took hello kitty photos ...



hee :) andy must be saying "like that also can?" right? :D
yeah man.. im shock too :D kakaka
and best of all, she bought 2 cartons for me :D:D

2 singaporeans meeting up for a blind date in Australia....
funny leh... hehehe

Holidays begin..

my final paper is out of the way.. HOLIDAY BEGINS! WooOOoOoOOOooHOOooOOooOoO!! :D:D:D
studied hard for this mornings paper, so i am pretty confident of getting a grade 5 and aboove for this subject.. possibly a 6. grade 5 is >65%, grade 6 is >75%..
my dream grades is getting nearer after this paper.. to get straights..4 5 6 7 :D:D:D
hehehehehe :D:D

then after my paper i went for a so-called blind date, with someone from singapore. a singaporean meeting a singaporean for a blind date in Australia... hmmm.. more info will be added after i get the pictures from brandon..

then at night we went for sharyl's birthday at her house. hmmm.. more will be talked about after i get some photos also.. :D:D

in the mean time, heres something to think about...
 

Another paper out of the way..

took my most feared paper today.. got 18/36 for my mid term,.. because of eye-power.. else i would have gotten lower..
2 assignments amounting to 9.75/10.. mainly due to my hardworking coursemates..
so i basically knew nothing much about this subject.. after much reading and question/topic spoting... i think i can make it through todays paper.. :D:D:D:D
hopefully can just pass it.. 1 more paper to take this saturday. think this paper i can make it..

self-confidence and friends i agree are valuable.. On the basis of my definition of love, i have yet to find it.. hmmm.. think i need to work on my self-confidence also..



 

well, got this interesting website about a person from singapore.. im SURE he has lots of SELF-CONFIDENCE man..

Nature always finds a way..

Nature, plants, trees... never fail to amaze me sometimes..
i love nature. i love to take a walk in the park, look at trees, plants, flowers, and the grass everywhere.. its just so comforting and relaxing when you try to blend in with nature... the birds, bees and insects just enhances the beauty of nature..
i had lots of experince with nature actually.. sleep, eat, piss, shit, in the jungle before.. but what i saw yesterday really shock me.. maybe its just me but i saw this perticular tree in Brisbane south bank, which really caught my attention. it was a pretty small tree and the bark just so sooooo soooooooooooo reminds me of something.. something,.. erm... nice and warm,.. something which i usually see on the internet often,.. something which the japanese always censor away in "Art" movies..

i'll let whoever read my blog be the judge to that...




please leave a comment if you know what it looks like or watever it looks like.. thanks..

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FUCK MAN! Really lar... DONT YOU THINK IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING CH***YE?!?!?!!
phew.. needed to let that out.. :D:D:D
but seriously lar.. dont you agree?!


nature never fails to amaze me...

Pussy of Brisbane city...

today i took a ride on the fastest pussy in the city... it was beautifully shaped, has nice and warm insides, and i'll say, is a clean pussy as well. not smelly, else it would be a ccb.. :D
it was my first time getting on such a wild pussy... got me all excited as i zoom into it and out from the front... ( hmmm... ;] )

anyway, it was pretty windy and my housemates and i took a few pictures while we were on it..




 




we were on our way to the cinema to get tickets early for the show at 825pm.. Shrek 2.
Wow! i enjoyed the show to the max! hahahaha... love a show with a pussy that is sooOOOooOOoo cute~! :D especially when it is in boots.. ;] *wink! :D
teeheehee :D

A great person..

Exams are just around the corner.. In fact, my exam will start in 7 hrs 19min. After a week long of torturous study schedule, my mind now is in an ecstatic state.. Just couldn't wait for the exams to be over.. It has been such a long time since i felt so distraughted and eccentric.

But i am now ready for it.. I am ready to face the vicious exams that comes one after another for the next 1 week..
This motivating picture below inspired me.. I not only want to pass my exams, but i will try to attain relatively good results..
All my life, I have always been classified as lazy rather than hardworking..

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well, im working on that :P

anywayz, i will do my best for my exams tomorrow.. hopefully do well for it too.. ;]


 

Beast..

I've never been such a BEAST today more than any other days of my life...

The appearance was so delicious that I could taste it off my lips..
The size of the tender object of desire is almost close to the surface area of a woman's breast (36F)..
The thickness of it was closely matching to the width of my mouth (if you know me well enough, you would know I have very wide, succellent lips)..
Blood was oozing from it, driving me to a maddening, delirious state..
The gory and the triumph of owning a piece.....


:] "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........." :]







"Rib-Eye Steak with Bone" ... medium rare.

And, what were you thinking?


I think I understand the urges of Hannibal Lecter now. I am certainly not crazy enough to cannibalize my own kind, but to taste meat so raw and so fresh is undescribable.

This piece would've been classified RA (Really Atrocious) if it was the way it was in Singapore. Its classified RD (Really Delicious) here in Australia.

As I tore off the last of what was left with my bare hands, I couldn't stop myself from gnawing the bones till it was completely done with.


:] "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........." :]



It was by far my best steak yet. I never knew near-raw flesh could taste so bloody good...

SoooOooo cuteee!! :D

heya!

Germany draw with Holland 1-1... I WON MONEY@! WOOHOOOO!! :D:D

win 50 cent nia.. hahahahaha :)

first paper in 2 days.. about 49 hours left.. have been sleeping at around 8am, and wakeing up at 3pm.. day is night, night is day to me now.. have to re-adjust my sleep timing to suit the paper soon..

below is just a picture that makes me smile.. just thought of showing whoever comes to read my blog..



what is the meaning of life? i wonder.. why am i living in this world?

came across this picture which i find quite meaningful... things in life that destroy a person.. although i feel all of the things mentioned below before, i feel that it will really destroy a person if one does it to the extreme.. a little bit of each is alright lar.. hor? ... :)

Haiz...

England lost to France 2-1... haiz.. they were leading by a goal for a long time..  
Gay boy beckham then got a chance to shoot a penalty.. he missed... haiz..  
then in the last 3 minutes, france scored 2 goals.. haiz..  
freekick given by hesky, zidane scored.. haiz..  
gerrard gave a farked up back pass to henry, keeper tackled hard, penalty.. france scored.. haiz...

haiz...

like jason said, england's downfall for this match was caused by 2 Liverpool players.. haiz..  
being a liverpool fan myself.. i even more haiz... :(

like what jason said again, France did a Man U on England.. haiz...

but i will stay loyal to Liverpool always..


"you will never walk alone.. "

Brisbane going bananas...

story below taken from my beloved housemates..


2am.. jason, iris and weijun was at home at their computers. the girls share a room and the windows in their room leads to the balcony.. the night was silent and cold..

"THUMP!"

the girls heard a sound hitting the wall just outside the balcony... they looked outside.. there was nothing.. they then went over to my room, where jason is, and asked if he was playing a prank on them... nope. jason was in his room the whole time.. then they became paranoid and imaginations were running wild... i guess they told many ppl abt it and were a bit scared..

the following is my side of the story...


i came at about 5am, prepared the potato salad and smoke in the balcony as described in the blog below... i woke up at 2pm to take picture of the city again which is visible.. then i changed and prepare to leave to watch Harry Potter, which opens today. i went to the balcony and took my socks which was on the rung.. then i saw stains on the wall... brown stains..






i wondered.. then i saw a banana on the floor..


first thing that comes to my mind was

"aiyo.. how the girls eat banana can throw until all over the floor man.. haiz.. "


then i went in and told them about the banana which spilt in my balcony... hmm.. abit corny hor? :D:D wahahahahaha :D:D
then there was a sense of relief after hearing that the THUMP was cause by a banana..

judging from the stains, the banana most probably was thrown from the opposit building.. WTF man..

well at least there wasnt any bananas flying into their windows... think i will throw a durian into their house soon... heh! :D

morning dew..

studied till late last night.. at the wee hours of the night, i left for the last bus in the city. which leaves at 0010 hrs.. i reached at 0000 hrs.. waited, smoked, walked around,... till 0030 hours.. then i check the timetable of the bus on the board... the last bus left at 2340 hrs.. fuck.. Fuck.. FUCK!!.. fucking bus timetable of brisbane buses are not as accurate as i tot.. fiakz!

after another ciggarette, i walked back to school and study. my mind switched off at around 3am.. surf net, check mail, watched Ong Bak,.. in school's 24hr lab.. finally decided to leave at 5am.. took a cab back..

reached home, unpack a bit, started making my famous Potato Salad! people who know what Oliver's supersandwiches will know what salad im refering too.. ;) it is dave's birthday today and i made him potato salad.. which only contributes to a smaaaaallll portion of his Fabulous Buffet he prepared.. mmmmm... Delicious!! love ya dave :D

anywayz... after i finish preparing the ingredients, i went to my balcony for a smoke.. then i look towards the city and i couldnt see the city..... it was cover by the fog.. wooow... second time i saw such foggy skies.. first incident was blog down at jason's blog. well after i woke up in the afternoon, i took another picture of the city.. which is visible now..





you can never see this scene in singapore manz.....

studying late in school

it was late at night, i was studying in my school library's 24 hour lab as exmas are in 13 days.. as i was desperately trying to print the lecture slides into my head, my mind tends to drift.. and it drifts daaaaammnn far.. scenes from Young and Dangerous 2 were in my mind.. and the next minute, images of my army life.. after a few different scenes, i will doze off...

when i wake, i will whisper to myself

"fuck! cannot sleep! ... must study..."

then from my white adidas bag, bought from china, i will pull out my bars of chocolates and start eating them.. to stay awake... everytime i doze off, i will eat a bar..

then i decided to take a piss.. as i walk to the toilet, my mind was thinking should i smoke after i piss? or should i wait for brandon then smoke together.. i entered the toilet and went to the cubicle,
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i was thinking to myself... "how come got sanitary bins next to the bowl?"


THEN.. i realised.. i was in the girls toilet!.. fuck man!... i quickly walked out, doing a side step into the guys toilet. i heard giggles when i do the side step into the next room, with my left hand covering my mouth.. i quickly peeed and walked back to my seat, calmly,.. acting coool as i walked..
i went back to my seat, tapped brandon on the shoudler.. he removed his headphones and i told him about the incident...

He laughed sooo hard he almost fell off..!! nbcb..

second time in my life, i went into a girls toilet.. well, the first time i pissed finish then i came out..

it was a good experince though... oh and there was no one inside at that time.. so not that bad.. hehehehe :D:D:D

cheeky side of a sweet girl

does all girls have a cheeky side? mischevious image? or does all girls just want to behave entirely different for 1 day out of 99 days? ... well,.... i dedicate 1 entire blog entry to this "very cheeky" friend of mine, Hsin! :D

my impression of her is nice, clever, sweet, cute, beatiful, attractive and fun girl. well, after she transformed into the "Very cheeky" mode, and after she virtually gave me the finger,.. with a sweet smile :) ,.. my impression of her changed slightly..

it still contains all of the above, plus cheeky and mischevious! :D


to hsin: well, since you showed me your looOOooOOooong finger,.. i figured you wouldnt mind me putting it up on the blog.. ya? :D:D:D teeheeehee :]

time flies..

dressed in navy blue pants, whites short sleeve shirts, white converse shoes with white socks, long hair till just above the ear, 1cm slope at the back, and combed centre parting. i wore big glasses with metal frames and i was skinny.. oh! and plus a ultra man school bag.. as dorky as it seems, that was how i looked like ..

it all started through david, my friend and classmate. i got to know a girl.. david knew another girl call serena.. who brought a friend. she was about 1.7, slim, with shoulder length hair. plain, but nice and pleasant, with an amazing warm smile always on her face.. her name is alfi...

we used to go out in groups.. alfi, serena, brandon, eric, ivan, lam kei and me... just to name a few that i remember.. we would all be in school uniforms, hanging out in town, tampines mall, far east? there was once, if my vivid memory serves me correctly, serena and alfi came in a cab to bedok house (david's another apartment). serena left her wallet in the cab! just as i was about to run for the cab, david ran for it instead.. well, he wasnt say very fast last time, so he didnt managed to catch it.. eventually, the cab driver returned it another day..

some of us reading this will remember bedok house.. i for one will definitely remember bedok house alright.. we were all playing truth or dare in the house.. come to think of it.. most of the dares were all planned ahead.. hahaha :D planned by the girls ar.. not us guys.. we were all underaged, drinking beer, smoking, having fun...... :)


that was all 8 years ago...


8 years later, today,.. brandon and me managed to meet up with alfi!! and of all places, brisbane Australia! we didnt see each other for 8 f**king years man!~... she changed alot. she became more mature, more feminine, more beautiful.. she say i changed quite abit also.. but she say brandon never change at all. wahahahahaha :D

we were having coffee in the Brisbane city. alfi, brandon, hsin and me. we talked, did lots of catching up.. and best of all, she bought 1 carton of ciggarettes for me :D:D:D hehehehhehe...

well, come to think of it.. its pretty amazing how we got to see each other again after all these years.. coincidence?.. luck?... fate?...

the beautiful girls in the pic below are alfi and hsin. alfi's in white and hsin's in red :)



oh and the handsome dude in black is brandon :D and im in white.

Exciting school..

monday... may be the blues or just me, i had another boring lecture in the evening.. as i slowly slide lower and lower from my seat, i started to day dream. my legs were stretched out and my right hand supporting my heavy head, eventually, i started dreaming.. images and scenes from the movie "day after tomoro" was in my mind.. then.. suddenly..

"AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


i heard a scream. i jumped slightly and opened my eyes and saw a angmo just walked away from the lecture door.. the room was silent for 5 secs.. then everyone started laughing and giggling.. well, that sure woke me up. it was weird.. and everyone's faces were like "???" ..

well, all i can say is that studying in Brisbane, is definitely an experince all right..

angmos... heh!