Monday, May 30

alright alright..

okok.. the reason why i have not been updating my blog is because i have nothing interesting to write. my life is just so dammmn boring nowadays..
every week seem to past so fast now.. the last thing i could remember was,

smoking at the lobby, telling my colleague,

"today is tue right? no? wed already? wah so fast..."

and then i realise, im on a bus going to bugis to meet apes, bengs, jaz for dinner on a sat night..

i am sleeping later and later now.. usaully, i sleep at about 8am. wake up by 3pm.. still the rest of the afternoon to do my own stuff,.. check my downloads,.. watch a little porn,.. TV series or anime..
then i'll go for dinner and go to work..

now im sleeping like 10am. and waking up at 6pm.. just in time to bathe shit change eat, and go to work.. dammmmn...

anywayz, sat marks a new record for me. highest salary i have ever earned in a month in my life.. :D:D:D

oh and yesterday, was going thru my friendster.. was thinking

"wah.. so many old friends msg me ar.. eh? muscle also msg me? hmm...."

the title was 'FW : closing out'. after i read it.. i realise that there are still so many dumb friendster users around.. how could you even belive this?

"friendster getting fucking crowded!! forward to 20+ ppl who are as stoopid as you! then we will know your account is actively stoopidly used!! if you DO NOT fw this mail, we will fucking DELETE your account!! Mua~ahahahahaha :D"

knnz...
for your info, go to this link and fucking read it.. just think for a bit lar.. will friendster be so stoopid to delete users from it? reducing target audience for their potential advertisment clients?

talking about chain letters, below is one of my favourite chain letters.. sent from my good friend jason wong in 2003..
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FINALLY A CHAIN LETTER THAT I LIKE!

Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor fucking 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send his email to $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy Bunny in the magazine! What a bunch of fucking bullshit.

So basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Ceaser in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.

Fuck them!

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly fucking amusing. I've seen all the 'send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a Nickel from some omniscient being forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.

THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:

Chain Letter Type 1:(scroll down)


Make a wish!!!



Keep Scrolling




No, really, go on and make one!!!



Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!!



Wish something else!!!



Not that, you pervert!!


STOP!!!!
Wasn't that fun? :)
Hope you made a great wish :)



Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure.

It's true!

Because, THIS letter isn't like those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!!
Here's how it goes:
*Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.

*Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house. Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!



Chain Letter Type 2
Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund.

Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullshit. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds.

Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.Thanks again!!


Chain Letter Type 3
Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad pricks with nothing better to do.

So this is how it works... Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:

*Bizarre Horror Story #1Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died.

Now forward this to everyone that you know otherwise you'll find all your knickers missing tomorrow morning!
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