Thursday, March 31
Wednesday, March 30
joke
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
'We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job.'
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'
The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. Then the agents heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, 'This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.'
Tuesday, March 29
final fantasy
since young, i am a console game sucker..
age 5, first console. Atari. famous games include pacman.
age 10, nintendo. dragonball, super mario 1-3, 100 in 1, super metroid, tetris, final fantasy 1-3
age 12, sega. shinning force, golden axe, sonic, bare knuckle.
age 15, super nintendo. super bomberman, DKC country, mario kart, crono trigger, zelda, final fantasy 4-6
age 17, playstation. resident evil, metal gear, onimusha, final fantasy 7-9
age 21, playstation 2. GT3, GTA3, devil may cry, onimusha 2-3, metal gear 2-3, final fantasy 10,10-2,
and the up coming final fantasy 12...
i am also a final fantasy fan. i have played all the final fantasy series except for final fatasy 11. which is an online multiplayer game. very bad reviews...
console games has really become a huge market these days. games like metal gear solid 2, made more money then spiderman the movie.
microsoft giants are lanuching their new console xbox 2:xenon by mid 2006. sony will also launch their new console playstation 3 by end 2006. ps3 is a definite for me. i will buy it as soon as it is launched. but, if final fantasy 12 were to be out in xbox2, i will buy xbox 2 as well...
haiz... i love gaming...
here are some pictures of characters in final fantasy 12. to be out end 2005.
Tuesday, March 15
paintball fiesta
had a paintball match on sunday... will just summarise this...
hot,
sweaty,
tasty, (for kev)
painful,
tiring,
and aching.
hardly can walk the next day.. whole leg aching like siao..
must start to go jogging liao..
Friday, March 11
bad memory
once again, my bad memory has succeeded in fucking things up for me...
this sat, going to kev's house for a bbq. where 4 persons birthday will be celebrated together.. including mine.. then afterwards, we plan to drink and go to marina square for some drunkard bowling...
i have marina sq vouchers and per game it cost only $1, cos they just reopened after renovation... everything was planned nicely although quite last minute...
...
...
today, friday, i recieved an sms..
"hi people, hope u all still remember our gathering dinner 2moro evenin. lets meet @ raffles place MRT control station, 630pm. "
....
suddenly, i remembered i had promised my old collegues for this meeting 3 weeks ago.. i have tua them many times liao.. i cannot dont go to this gathering dinner..
i cant go for the bbq at kevs anymore...
:(
Wednesday, March 9
interesting blog..
just some blog i came across by chance..
its one of the most interesting and funny blog i have ever read.. especially when you can understand his anger in some ways..
http://ihatemyflatmate.blogspot.com
do learn people.. that there are actually people more worst than whoever you are living with now..
i kinda appreciate my brother a little after reading this blog..
AC Milan 1 - 0 Man U
wahahahahahahahahaha :D stoopid man united!!
suck it brandonnnnnnnn!!! :D
wahahahahahahaha :D:D
Tuesday, March 8
pasir gudang
it was a saturday night.. i was suppose to go to a friends birthday party at some country club.. but dear brandon dun wanna go.. so decided to join my friends to pasir gudang to 'open open eye world':)
first the SLC people all met up at a mac donalds at the west coast park, which i have never been before.. gary, who is from WRX club also joined in.. me and apes were SNC ,singapore nua club, also joined in..
after all met up, another meeting point was assigned and one by one all left for tuas tiger brewery.. where all the cars lined up together in one row..
man.. what a sight.. didnt know singapore had so many lancers.. there was at least 50 cars parked in one line..
after which, the SLC leader, gathered all the drivers to listen to the route of advancement into gudang.. i not driver so i relac next to the car.. so we decided to take pictures...
then we started playing daidi also.. si beh sianz.. went into the bushes to take a pee also.. and thennn,... we decided to take somemore pictures.. some more daring and funny ones.. so we went into the middle of the road and try to take all the cars behind us as a background..
first picture not so successful.. all black black one...
well the next picture is clearer... can see many many cars behind us.. hehehe
then we move off... its about an hour drive into gudang.. first time i go by second link.. nothing much actually.. just that it is more expensive..
a picture of the race track at gudang itself...
some blur group picture of the race track and us..
as me and apes were just hanging out there, we made a side bet of $50 every race.. choose either lane 1 or 2..
at first, i was up till about $350, then it went down and all the way to losing lots of money... apes was up to $1050 at one point of time..
then last few rounds we double up. $200 per race.. then slowly slowly.. after the last race.. no win no lose.. wahahahaha :D
oh and a picture of gary's WRX
#PICTURE REMOVED#
gary's winning ratio is an amazing 0.0%
AMAZING! :D
at least kev's lancer has a winning ratio of 50%
gary lose in all the race.. luckily, apes bet him win in most of the games.. wahahaha....
and lastly, this was gary's view in the car most of the time... seeing other people's backside...
haiz....
Friday, March 4
DJ Hanny
picture above was done by my friend.. dunno whether she drew it herself or just copy and paste my name on it.. nonetheless, it looks nice :)
heres an amazing site originally recommended by David Yap.
www.ets-global.org
but it has been moved to this site now. hope you guys enjoy :)
Wednesday, March 2
too ex too ex..
finally, i am quite determined this time to quit smoking.. because, it is getting too fucking expensive to smoke!
1 fucking marlboro hardpack cost $11 now!! $11 !!!
wah piang... thats 55 cents a stick..
well, to help myself to cut down, i made a pact with some of my friends that:
(1) only 2 sticks are allowed in front of them in 24 hours.
(2) the person who smoke > 2 sticks in 24 hours will get slapped in the face.. hard.
(3) after slapping you can choose to continue smoking..
hope this will help.. i guess we smoke the most when we are outside or having coffee.. so with this restriction, we will obviously cut down and eventually quit smoking.. wahahahaha :D
picture above is courtesy of Mr. Brandon Soong, who is also a smoker. Copyright 2004.